mamarenren:

the best moment in tv history

hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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whythemodels:

li-sp:

josiephin:

k-kipper:

btw-idk:

This is what terrifies me about the ocean.

the few times I’ve gone snorkelling this is the most intensely scary but amazing thing about it, the bit where the reef ends and it suddenly just drops off and you cant see the bottom or what’s down there, and you swim over the edge and suddenly your in open water, and you feel so vulnerable like you’re a fish that lives on the reef, and you finally understand finding nemo 

you finally understand finding nemo

It’s like falling off a cliff in slow motion

Needed to repost it

swerveycorps:

3d maneuver gear in action

tildae:

doodled the dream team  (•` v ‘• )

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soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

9gag:

No one published this beautiful picture of this sad Brazilian fan. #9gag

hkirkh:

Roommate is about to learn a valuable lesson in grammar

one-two-whatsinthestew:

actual photo depiction of finals week at my school

lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+

Title: i did the thing
Artist: i wonder why i havent seen it before
Album: seriously
Played: 2523 times

heroesofhyrule:

heroesofhyrule:

yaoi hands Link